a man in his 20s :  He's afraid she'll break up with him.

a man in his 30s :  He's afraid she'll get a bill for the credit card she just used.

a man in his 40s : He's afraid  because if his wife asks when he will be home,

he will not be able to sleep that night.

a man in his 50s : He's afraid  that if his wife prepares a lot of food, it seems like she is preparing for a long

trip with friends.

a man in his 60s :  He's afraid that if he goes to the park with his wife, she will leave him in the park.

a man in his 70s : He's afraid that if he goes to the mountains with his wife, she will push him away.

oh my god !